Bless this man
Love; horrible, horrible stuff.
feeling v. queer and v. insecure lately
|you:||whats ur major|
|me:||have u heard of lesbian witchcraft?|
|you:||there arent many jobs in that field u know.......|
|me:||*turns u into a gay ass frog*|
Thanks for brightening my day a little bit, Joe from CityTv.
conflicted because i have a really cool coworker, and she discovered i have a girlfriend and we were talking about homosexuality, which she sees as unnatural, and I said it’s found in most animal species and she says so is incest and she compared homosexuality to incest and I’m massively conflicted about what kind of person this is.
It is important to have things to look forward to.
when your girlfriend is unavailable so you just get more cats
*makes post about unwanted verbal harassment on streets on facebook*
*woman comments how I subconsciously attract it*
*dies of frustration*
I serve pretty girls more gelato at my workplace am I awful yet